We decided to skip school. Because my former teacher being a nest for those damned birds is scary. Way more scary than any punishment we could get. Unless we get detention with Ms.Wouters, then we're fucked. If anyone reading this has a good suggestion for what we should do then please comment.
If we don't figure out how to solve this mess we'll probably die. And that scares the shit out of me. I'm trying not to show it though. If Kyra sees how scared I am she'll worry too much. She's still sleeping right now, maybe I'll go make her some breakfast for when she wakes up.
I hate small posts like this though. Maybe I should do a pterosaur post after this one to make up for it. Although I can't promise anything. So yeah, sorry again.
-Kevin
I think...preservation and brawl are in order young man.
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Well that solves the question of what is possessing my Ceci. Fucking dying man pieces.
DeleteAlthough I agree with it, time to fight and defend your girlfriend. The best way to deal with nests is with fire. And maybe if you can hold on to it, a baseball bat. Atleast in theory it should be an effective weapon. Don't let her cut herself though, you've seen what happens when she does that.
Wow I almost sound like proxiehunter. He's got more experience than I do though.
Good to see you're still alive and presumably unCamperfied Alicia. Wouldn't go for a bat against a Nest, blunt force trauma can open wounds that the birds could escape. As I advised in my post on Nests I'd try strangulation or if you can somehow manage it electrocution.
DeleteWhile not an option in your situation I have found during experimentation with Bob that the Faceless Bastard was right and introducing a Dying Man shard to a Nest *does* make them go boom. The birds don't like the competition.
Yeah as far as I know EAT has kept its promise to not harm me. But thats what I'd say if I was a camper isn't it? x.x
DeleteOh well, you'll just have to take my word for it.
And damnit I knew I forgot something. No bats then, fire still sounds like the best option. Or you could hold down her arms while Kyra strangles her? Just be carefull for birds that come out of her mouth, if thats possible.
OH! You know some chemistry right Kevin? Maybe you can make a molotov cocktail or something. Just be carefull not to burn down your house. No acids though, nothing that can make holes in human body.
I doubt this but if one of you two has had proper gun training then maybe consider guns. As long as the bullets don't make too big of a hole. But I doubt either one of you even has acces to guns. I hate this countries strict gun/weapon laws, seriously. (And if you don't have any experience with them, forget about using them entirely.)
I Hope I never come face to face with a nest. x.x
Also.. long comment is long. I'm starting to miss my blog. :/
So seems like everyone agrees I should fight. It does seem like the only option I have left. Thanks for the advice on how to do it. I'll start preparing right away.
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